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1 Year Ago
Seems like we haven't had any joke related discussions for a while.
I saw the post by Ronald Walker titled "Past, Present, Future" and it reminded me of the following simple joke:
- The past, present and future walked into a bar
- It was tense
Please feel free to add more groaners!
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1 Year Ago
Cosmo (sung by Donald O'Connor):
Though the world is so full of a number things,
I know we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, definitely no, positively no.
Decidedly no. Mm mm.
Short people have long faces and
Long people have short faces.
Big people have little humor
And little people have no humor at all!
And in the words of that immortal buddy
Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine:
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
(Ha ha!)
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
The world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em...
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke
Make 'em roar
Make 'em scream
Take a fall
Run a wall
Split a seam
You start off by pretending
You're a dancer with grace
You wiggle till they're
Giggling all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know... all the... wants...
My dad...
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
Make 'em laugh!
"Make 'Em Laugh" ~ Singin' in the Rain (1952)
https://youtu.be/SND3v0i9uhE
1 Year Ago
Actually a quote from baseball great, Yogi Berra, I believe, :
“When you come to a fork in the road….take it.”
1 Year Ago
Rodney Dangerfield – I get no respect:
I was 8 years old – on my first airline flight with my parents.
We were traveling over the ocean.
My mother put my hat on and said “Go outside and play”
1 Year Ago
Ripping this off from an Instagram Reel.
My wife asked me, "Have you seen the dog bowl?"
I told her, "No, I never knew he could."
1 Year Ago
ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting.
CRITIC: It's worthless.
ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway.
1 Year Ago
Dog owner: "The neighbors tell me you've been chasing people on bicycles!"
Dog: "They're lying, I don't even have a bicycle!"
1 Year Ago
Spelling is hard... a couple of letters get messed up and your whole sentence is urined....
1 Year Ago
Firstly, thank you all for making me smile this evening!
I must admit I do also like the occasional geek joke. Such as...
- There are 10 types of people in this world,
- Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
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I think that’s cheating.
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I’d hate to get sucked into something like that.
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1 Day Ago
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